Sunday, November 14, 2010

10 Reasons Why...I Don't Have a Girlfriend

10 Reasons I Don’t Have a Girlfriend:

10. My skin tone is quite comparable to the color of cottage cheese
9. I’m not opposed to asking a girl out to Taco Bell for a first date
8. My brain goes into shutdown mode whenever I consciously realize I am flirting
7. I have nicknames for girls that I like (Here’s lookin at you Condor)
6. I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong
5. I make stupid videos and post them all over the Internet for everyone to see
4. I’m not photogenic—at all
3. I’m pathetic (according to my sister)
2. I ask my 13-year old sister for dating advice because she knows more than me, and I’m pretty sure she hasn’t even dated yet

And finally (drumroll please.....duh duh duh duh duh)

1. I’m making a list of why I don’t have a girlfriend

1 comment:

Timothy said...

Definitely not helping your cause with this one, but they are all very true... with all due respect.